I build things
or: Things I've installed at 2am and forgot about
Look, I know what you're thinking. "This guy probably just copy-pasted a bunch of logos." And you know what? You're not wrong. But I DID actually use most of these... for like 5 minutes each.
🤷♂️ fine here's the list (i was supposed to clean this up months ago)
But hey, if you need someone who's "familiar with enterprise-grade solutions," I technically have Jenkins installed somewhere...maybe with jdk or eclipse
- projects started: 67
- projects finished: 4 (one was claude init)
- todo items: 2,847 (stopped counting)
- time spent configuring dev environment: probably 3 years total
- time spent actually coding: much less than that
anyway this README is already way too long and i should probably be working instead of updating it but here we are
ps: if you actually read this whole thing you have too much time on your hands. we should be friends.
