WHAT THIS FUCKING SCRIPT DEMONSTRATES: WEIGHTED SYMBOL SYSTEM: Each symbol has different probabilities of appearing. Common symbols like cherries appear frequently but pay fuck all. Rare symbols like diamonds pay big but rarely show up.

PSEUDO-RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR: Uses Python's Mersenne Twister (same algorithm used in real fucking pokies) to determine outcomes. It's mathematically random and unpredictable.

RETURN TO PLAYER (RTP): The machine is programmed to pay back a certain percentage over millions of spins. In this simulation, it's set to 88.5%, meaning for every $100 you put in, you'll get back $88.50 on average.

PAYLINE CALCULATIONS: Shows how winning combinations are determined across multiple reels and paylines.

THE HOUSE EDGE: The difference between 100% and the RTP is how the casino makes money. In this case, 11.5% house edge.

WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS SHIT: MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY: The RTP guarantees the house wins over time

RANDOM OUTCOMES: Each spin is independent and unpredictable

NO PATTERNS: There are no cycles or "due" jackpots

INSTANT CALCULATION: The outcome is determined the millisecond you press spin

HOW REAL POKIES ARE EVEN MORE RIGGED: CERTIFIED RNG: Independently tested and certified by gaming authorities

EPROM CHIPS: Game logic is burned into read-only memory

AUDIT TRAILS: Every spin is logged and monitored

PHYSICAL SECURITY: Tamper-proof cabinets with security seals

NETWORK MONITORING: Connected to central systems that detect anomalies